Monthly Archives: January 2011

Ouch. I stuck my finger in a peanut butter jar and jammed it.

I carry my pet condor with me on airplane trips. It’s in a carreon bag.

If a lion rips off your clothes when he attack you, is it a strip maul?

He had a hard time trying to erect a billboard for Viagra.  He finally quit because he couldn’t get it up.  He was advised to see Alice for help, but was worried he would arouse suspicion.  He went with another … Continue reading →

The TV producer was arrested and taken off the plane after he was overheard saying he planned to shoot a pilot.

If a woman has trouble wearing a black top… is that her asphalt?

You shouldn’t go to the grocery store when you find yourself listless.

The Palestinian man and the Israeli woman were embarrassed when they were found in a compromising position.

The woman who sewed for a living died of seamstress.

I got a bad smudge on my new suit that won’t come out. It has stain power.