Monthly Archives: April 2011

He was horrified when he was told his car had a sexy fender sitting on his car.

I went to an incompetent dentist, who put in a new crown. He had to redo the job because he did not make a good first impression.

An umpire should decide the fate of the Israelis and the Palestinians. He could set up a viewing stand high above Jerusalem where he could overlook the positions of both sides. Then he could declare who was safe and who … Continue reading →