Monthly Archives: April 2014

Country Music—-Bob Newhart joke

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.

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Chris Christie——-Bill Maher joke

Of course Chris Christie was knowledgeable in advance about the shutdown of the Washington Bridge. Who else knows more than he does about closing major arteries?

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Prison Bus

I heard on the radio that a prison bus collided with a cement truck. Apparently eight hardened criminals were found dead. I was doubtful about the story, but there was concrete evidence.

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The baker

The baker was trying to make pumpernickel, but something went a rye.

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