Monthly Archives: February 2015

When the President meets with his National Security advisors sometimes they drone on an on.

I tried to embroider something. My wife can’t stop needling me about it.

My wife was hanging pictures and she asked me if the pictures were hung straight. I had to level with her.

Does Kim Kardashian realize she is the butt of jokes? When her sisters told her to Butt-Out, she took them literally.   And figure-atively.