Monthly Archives: May 2015

The pet shop put price labels on the dogs for sale.  To distinguish the guard dogs from the lap dogs they used barkcodes. They also sold a robot dog.  His bark was worse than his byte.  Hackers of the robot … Continue reading →

I know it sounds sappy, but I love my tree trimming business so much I am going out on a limb and opening a branch office.   Now everything would be wonderful if my creditors would just leaf me alone. … Continue reading →

When I get dizzy I don’t know vertigo.

At the competition every performance was described as great. He was great, she was great, everything was great. It got so that each performance felt cheesy. And it started to grate on me. I was so grateful when it was … Continue reading →

If my feet fall asleep and they can’t be awakened, would they be coma toes? Does Marisa Tomei eat Tomei toes.