Monthly Archives: January 2016

Advise from the grasshopper to the rabbit: Do what makes you hoppy.

The Jolly Green Giant could not keep a secret. He always spilled the beans.

The friar was arrested after stealing from the Church. You might say he was a felonious monk.

I understand the Mafia is starting a chicken franchise in Italy.  They will call it Sicily Tyson.

My wife says I am incorrigible with my puns. She does not give me much incorrigement.