Monthly Archives: May 2017

Weather or Knots

Weather bureaus don’t like to predict levels of wind in advance for fear they will blow it. They are also wary of hiring long-winded blow-hards.

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Dairy Air

If you discriminate against dairy farmers, does not that mean you are lactose intolerant. If you discriminate against people who have had a lawnmower accident, are you lack toes intolerant?

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