Monthly Archives: November 2017

Biology class

My paper for science class was atrocious. It was bio-D gradeable.

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Break-up

If a woman breaks up with a farmer, should she send him a John Deere letter?

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Join the band

Does LED Zeppelin have followers?

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Compliment

I’m known as Pun Gent. I thought that was a compliment.

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Beekeeper

The buzz is the beekeeper had an eye infection. The sty is in the eye of the bee holder.

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Rumor Has It

I rue more when I spread gossip.

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Parking

He learned to park well in a parallel university.

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