Monthly Archives: January 2019

Posted on January 30, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

Trump has no trouble finding new cabinet members. Any ruble do.

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It’s your funeral

Posted on January 21, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

Becoming a mortician is grave undertaking. Bury the idea.

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Elifino

Posted on January 5, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

What does an elf like to eat?…. Elf Alpha

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Cannibal

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

How did the vegan become a cannibal?…. Eddimame.

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