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If a group of girl, ballet dancers get on a locomotive, would that be a tutu train?

Skywalker was looking for someone to shoot out of a cannon. Darth Vader replied, “ Luke, I am your fodder”.

How did the lamb get out of his pen? The lamb chopped his way out.

If Popeye needs to scratch while he is twirling, does he have a spin itch?

With 100 bucks you would attract a lot of doe.

Should you be intimate with an entomologist or would that just bug you?

It is hard to read tobacco leaves. They are written in Philip-Morris code.

No one wanted to build the first airplane, but they eventually found the right brothers for the job. If you don’t want to forget this fact, Write it down.

You might say that a constipated choir is full of backed up singers.

Is the Dutch Peter Pan from nether Netherland??