Author Archives: Daily PUNishment

“I’m bored” “Then go play a bored game”.

He refused to work for the dentist to pay for his new false teeth.He didn’t want to be an indentured servant.

They said I was probably an alcoholic, but I think that is such a loaded term.

I was on my lap top, my wife was on the PC, and the kids were on their I-Pads. We were all left to our own devices.

The cartographer made too many mistakes so his boss did not give him a lot of latitude.

In a banana republic if you lose your law suit can you take it to a peal it court.

I was going to do my ironing but ironically I add more pressing matters to smooth out.

I found a remedy for constipation using a process of elimination.

If I lend my eye drops to someone who is allergic they could have a vial lent reaction.

If the changing room is occupied, is there nowhere for Dr. Jekyll to Hyde?