Author Archives: Daily PUNishment

I only drink Ginger Ale because I have disPepsia

My kids piled up five of their thickest books. The result was five stories high.

Lincoln usually wore a suit, but in Gettysburg he had a dress.

Would it be inappropriate to have impatiens in doctor’s waiting room? Imp patients in a doctor’s waiting room?

Trump has no trouble finding new cabinet members. Any ruble do.

Becoming a mortician is grave undertaking. Bury the idea.

What does an elf like to eat?…. Elf Alpha

How did the vegan become a cannibal?…. Eddimame.

My friend sat on his cellphone.  He was just breaking it in.   That was a good crack at it.  I have been making wisecracks about it ever since.

The ineffectual orchard owner did not know what it took to grow a pear.