Author Archives: Daily PUNishment

Have you ever noticed that everyone wants to feel wanted, but nobody wants to be wanted dead or alive.

If you’re married to ballet dancer, should you keep her on her toes?

I was going to get a drink at the Halloween party where I was dressed as a boxer, but the punch line was too long.

“Did you get a corsage for your date for the high school football game? ” “Mum’s the word”.

Anyone wanting to check for brain tumors should have his head examined.

A guy offered to pay for a beer for anyone in his section if the Astros got a home run that inning. (They did). He must have either been loaded ……or loaded.

I was offered a job in Greece.  I wanted to ask them, “How much does a Grecian earn?”. I know, it’s an ode joke.

Did you here about the dictator who wouldn’t sleep on a rubber foam pillow? He was afraid a foam  meant rebellion.

There should totally be an entrance to the Taj Mahal  called the Agra gate.

What method did Tipper Gore use for birth control?………. The Al Gore rhythm method.