Category Archives: PUNS

People have to go through multiple break-ups because true love is a many splintered thing.

The area of Hollywood where plastic surgeons are concentrated has a new name: Silicone Valley.

If ducks argue, are they in a row?

Fencing is an Olympic event, but not my favorite. I picket all fencing events.

I often wonder what I can learn in lightning . That would lighten my burden.  I would then  feel enlightened.

If a chef needs to hire a lawyer, should he hire a sue chef? On an Indian reservation does he need a Sioux chef?

Trump has no trouble finding new cabinet members. Any ruble do.

Do you think there are any sculptors who have gotten plastered in Paris?

I decided to paint a picture of Satan on my car. However the devil is in the detail.

It is a good thing that ducks don’t have hands. That is because an eider’s hands are the devil’s workshop.