Category Archives: PUNS

If you create something like De Lorean did with the car bearing his name, he is called eponymous. If you are a cool guy doing that you are hip eponymous.

I wanted to plant an herbaceous plant with moisture on it………Thistle dew.

If you hire someone to clean your false teeth, would that make him an indentured servant?

I really wanted to lose weight last year, but I looked at the colander and decided not to strain myself.

Youth in Asia like euthanasia but ewe thin in Asia.

Did you ever notice that killing your mattress and killing your mother are mattresside.

My paper for science class was atrocious. It was bio-D gradeable.

If a woman breaks up with a farmer, should she send him a John Deere letter?

Does LED Zeppelin have followers?

I’m known as Pun Gent. I thought that was a compliment.