Category Archives: PUNS

The buzz is the beekeeper had an eye infection. The sty is in the eye of the bee holder.

I rue more when I spread gossip.

He learned to park well in a parallel university.

If I trip on the way to 24 Hour Fitness, it may not workout so well for me.

Weather bureaus don’t like to predict levels of wind in advance for fear they will blow it. They are also wary of hiring long-winded blow-hards.

If you discriminate against dairy farmers, does not that mean you are lactose intolerant. If you discriminate against people who have had a lawnmower accident, are you lack toes intolerant?

If you have a hanging judge, does that increase the chances of a hung jury?

If your European friend goes to a yard sale, should you go to meter?

If you eat wheat even if you are allergic to it, does that mean you are a gluten for punishment? A shout out to David D.  who suggested this revision: If you eat wheat even though you are allergic to … Continue reading →

A married couple met each other while taking a Statistics class. What are the chances of that?