Category Archives: PUNS

The Jolly Green Giant could not keep a secret. He always spilled the beans.

The friar was arrested after stealing from the Church. You might say he was a felonious monk.

I understand the Mafia is starting a chicken franchise in Italy.  They will call it Sicily Tyson.

My wife says I am incorrigible with my puns. She does not give me much incorrigement.

Neo-Nazis are making a comeback. But no one makes a Fuhrer about it.

I had my Christmas tie cleaned. You might say I had it Santa-tiesed.

My daughter started a new Twitter account and asked if I wanted to be a follower. I replied that it would be a rare tweet.

I repaired my catalytic converter, then flew a banner over my house. It reads “EMISSION ACCOMPLISHED!”

My wife said she was freezing, commenting that she had no circulation. I looked at her in disbelief and told that she gets around.  She runs me in circles.

When the thief snatched the lady’s handbag he asked her not to take it purseonally.