Category Archives: PUNS

I tried to embroider something. My wife can’t stop needling me about it.

My wife was hanging pictures and she asked me if the pictures were hung straight. I had to level with her.

Does Kim Kardashian realize she is the butt of jokes? When her sisters told her to Butt-Out, she took them literally.   And figure-atively.

What do you call a row of punsters? A punchline.

When is a baby carrot allowed to drive? When he is a carrot teen.

Is a gay comic allowed to have  a straight man?

I had trouble finding the flower shop on the edge of the woods. I couldn’t see the florist for the trees.

He had grammar problems, which made him less in tense.

There is a great donut shop right across from my office. I could easily apple fritter away my diet. It could lead to diet beat ease.

From Jay Heinrichs (not mine): “People may claim to hate puns, but most true word lovers have groaned to like them.”