Category Archives: PUNS

I was concerned that I had hurt myself while repairing my toilet. It turns out it was just a flush wound.

If Hilary Clinton were the lawyer for Haggar, would she be known for her pants suits?

If a family had an Easter egg party in an emergency room, would they have a dyeing relative? Anyone who repeats this morbid joke runs the risk of giving others shell shock. The yolk is on them.

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.

Of course Chris Christie was knowledgeable in advance about the shutdown of the Washington Bridge. Who else knows more than he does about closing major arteries?

I heard on the radio that a prison bus collided with a cement truck. Apparently eight hardened criminals were found dead. I was doubtful about the story, but there was concrete evidence.

The baker was trying to make pumpernickel, but something went a rye.

My wife, on her way to work, had a flat tire, with no time to spare, which left her tired but not withoutire.  She realized she didn’t know Jack…about how to fix it.  She was worried about a Hi Jack.  She … Continue reading →

My wife became a vegetarian and I have had no beef with her since.

The doctor thought the patient was talking about mercy killing of Chinese children when he mentioned youth in Asia.