Category Archives: PUNS

The fish in my pond would probably procreate more often, but they’re koi.

If your kidneys start to fail, urine trouble.

One man’s junk is another man’s family jewels.

I breed rabbits. It is a hare-raising experience.

I’m stuck in the hospital. They say I have a discharge problem.

The law school graduate was an alcoholic and could never pass a bar.

I’ve been craving aged venison in melted cheese, but I may have to settle for fawn-due.

My kids joined the NASA booster club. They say it is a blast.

When I build a toy mountain, I do so to scale.

How does Barbie read a book?………… With her Ken doll.