Category Archives: PUNS

The contortionist quit his day job because it was not allowing him enough flexibility.

Patients were happy to sit in the “A” section or the “B” section of the obstetrician’s waiting room. However, they avoided the “C” section.

I am sending this message to all campers and dolphins: that is to say I am sending it to all in tents and porpoises.

The USC Trojan was driving around the UCLA campus for a woman to pick up. Do you think he was cruisin’ for a Bruin?

A pregnant Catholic pilot on a bombing mission, based on her principles, ignored an order to abort..

If four people with Alzheimer’s joined up with another one they would enter the 5th dementia.

While waiting for the results of my Tuberculin Tine Test I thought to myself: “TB or not TB, that is the question.”

I think it is important that a horse is raised in a stable environment.

Fido finished his training with dog Ed determination Fido finished his training with Dog Ed determination.

You might want to curry flavor with your East Indian chef.