Category Archives: PUNS

Judgmental cake eaters think that people who eat pie are square.

I am very naive. A friend asked me if I want to go see Pole dancers. I asked if they were from  Poland or from the North Pole. He said we could have Lap dancers. I asked if that meant … Continue reading →

He wanted to know why the CDs fell out of their case. He asked for full disc closure.

If a parsley farmer doesn’t pay his taxes on time should they garnish his wages?

I was asked to provide flowers for a wedding. But I made other arrangements.

I have a new idea for a T-shirt. It consists of a drawing of a family of vultures: Mom, Dad and two kids. Underneath the picture ist the line: “The Family that Preys Together, Stays Together.”

If your cough medicine doesn’t help dislodge gunk from your lungs, you should expectorant about it.

If you do not watch out, someone could clock you over the head, and then again a second time, causing minute damage, which would not feel timely.

I didn’t write this one, but I love it: Did you hear that two antennas got married?  The wedding was nothing special, but the Reception was Fantastic!

My wife is obsessed with pedicures.  You might say she is a clip-toe-maniac.