Category Archives: PUNS

If you are the photographer for a Standing Committee should you charge a sitting fee?

The police officer in Spain took offense when he was referred to as a Sevillian.

The European man married an Asian woman. It wasn’t planned, it was Occidental.

If you buy a new vacuum cleaner, do you want one that sucks or one that doesn’t?

My friend quit his job at Philip Morris. He was sick of being the butt of jokes.

I didn’t make this up, but it is one of my favorites: What do you call Irish lawn chairs?………………. Paddy O’Furniture.

If you take a picture of a cornfield, should you crop it?

If your wife makes bad coffee, is that grounds for divorce?

I would like tabouli you into eating hummus, but then I would falafel.

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