Category Archives: PUNS

Is it true? The German ate too much? Nein.

If a horse uses a condom with another horse, does that make it a Trojan horse?

Is kissing on the metro call bussing?

He did not like her sense of humor but on his first date he tried to be a comedy dating.

Certain politicians don’t believe in trans parents, see.

If Tom Brady gets his panties in a wad, would he call it the Brady Bunch? …..Or the Brady Bunchen?

I thought I saw an orange drink in the distance. but it was Fanta sized.

My wife and I used to have a cockapoo.  Whenever it woke us up too early we called it our cockadoodle. But that’s what cockadoodles do.

If a Bonsai declares war, does it call on the infant tree?

If I play drums as a kid and then take it up again as an adult would that make me a re-percussionist?