Category Archives: PUNS

Are we a nation offlaws?

If I have a film title on my shirt, should it be clothed captioned?

The kitchen helper was fired for bussing the waitresses instead of the tables. He was then given a ticket to be bussed out of town.

If Lancelot delivered the message to King Arthur that he was having an affair with Guenavere would that make him a chain mail man?

My vacuum cleaner works so well that even in the closet it collects dust.

I would like to see a roofing company staffed by all women. It could be called Babe Roofers.

I couldn’t get my tree to stay upright…:I can’t stand it.

I thought I saw a fig on my tree…. It turns out it was just a fig meant of my imagination.

If marijuana is legalized in your state, would that be a dope decision?

Could a carpenter be boring?Could a demoted Army dentist become a drill sergeant?