Category Archives: PUNS

Appetizers

Posted on September 12, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

What do lawyers serve at dinner as appetizers? Voir Dirves

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Indian psychiatrist

Posted on September 8, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

When normal anti-depressants don’t work my Indian psychiatrist recommends shakra therapy.

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Vacation

Posted on September 4, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

I need a vacation. I plan to go to Romania so that can book a rest.

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Grammar

Posted on June 18, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

If I join a commune that emphasizes grammar would it be semi-colonized?

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Love your job with relish.

Posted on June 18, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

I lost my job at the Mayo Clinic. I couldn’t catch up and they said that I couldn’t cut the mustard.

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He’s got the touch.

Posted on June 16, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

Bought a solid gold toilet? Midas well.

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Civility

Posted on June 16, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

Should a civil engineer be considered a roads scholar? About a rude engineer?

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Birth

Posted on June 15, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

The day after my wife’s birthday, should I wish her happy afterbirth day?

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Help

Posted on May 31, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

Okay this is not a pun. I’d like some feedback from my registrants. I have created these puns, almost all original, since December 2010 with very little feedback. How am I doing? 221 posts to date with 23,000 registrants … Continue reading →

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Delicate concern

Posted on May 31, 2019 by Daily PUNishment

Did she dare to criticize my delicatessen? No, it was just a deli taunt. Did she criticize my opthomologist? No, it was just a dilate taunt.

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