Daily PUNishment

Do pulmonologists believe in a pleuralistic society?

Are coffins cemetrical?

If a man of high character is a mensch, is a woman of high character a wensch?

You’ve got to be plum crazy to drink prune juice.
Can you drink prune juice with aplomb?

The bicycle company had a dedicated spokesperson.

A friend of mine wanted to open a heavy petting zoo. I told him that he’d have trouble getting past first base on that idea.

I was told I have essential hypertension.  I didn’t think it was all that necessary.

The chimney sweep got sick. He came down with the flue.

If a woman is stressed out in deciding whom to date, she should cortisol.

Every time my friend has a chest pain he thinks he is going to have a heart attack. I tell him not to jump to occlusions.