Daily PUNishment

Here is a philosophical question:
Is half a donut larger than the hole?

A turkey asked a rooster to dance. “I’m chicken, ” said the rooster. “I’m game if you are”, said the turkey.

What do toddler mosquitoes play?………..
Hide and Zika.

An actress was playing with her buns at dinner. ..You might say it was roll play.

I searched for a Rock to go with my Roll.

I am too chicken to use a drumstick for a drumroll.

When bakers hear my puns do they roll over with laughter?

If you cover your roll with detergent in Alabama would you Roll Tide?

I was not bread to like rolls.

A droll troll strolled to where he had rolled his scroll in a knoll where a foal had eaten a roll whole in a hole from a bowl, but it took its toll while showing that he had soul.

Practice playing the outfield might make you field good.

If Santa delivers to the wrong address would he have misgivings?

If you are cremated, can you still burn in hell?  Wouldn’t that be overkill?

The Goodyear guy re-tired and moved to his New York flat.

The bowling alley attendant went on strike, even though he had no money to spare.He eventually found another job more up his alley.

Advise from the grasshopper to the rabbit:
Do what makes you hoppy.