Daily PUNishment

What did the kicker do that wanted to be a comedian?

He pundit.

When I fly I wear adult diapers.  I am afraid of finding myself inContinental.

I read the book The Color Purple, but I felt violeted.

If I wanted to make a Disney pun I would have walt to walt options.

I have been working my puns off to get ready for the contest.

He was an expert on panic. In fact, he was Panic King.

The dentist was barbecuing. He smiled and showed his grille to all of his guests.

Slow down or you could make a grave mistake.  You should semi-tarry or you could make a monumental mistake that could take the fun out of funeral.

The young King was wet behind the ears. The King’s reign was really dew.

He was horrified when he was told his car had a sexy fender sitting on his car.