Daily PUNishment

With every technological advancement there is a downside.
When Benjamin Franklin harnessed electricity there were strings attached.

If you eat too much corn on the cob it makes you husky.

The atlete checked into the mental hospital for the third time after his coach criticized him for his level of commitment.

My wife left a $20 bill in the wash. I had her arrested for money laundering. She did not appreciate my dryer sense of humor.

Ouch. I stuck my finger in a peanut butter jar and jammed it.

I carry my pet condor with me on airplane trips. It’s in a carreon bag.

If a lion rips off your clothes when he attack you, is it a strip maul?

He had a hard time trying to erect a billboard for Viagra.  He finally quit because he couldn’t get it up.  He was advised to see Alice for help, but was worried he would arouse suspicion.  He went with another firm.

The TV producer was arrested and taken off the plane after he was overheard saying he planned to shoot a pilot.

If a woman has trouble wearing a black top…
is that her asphalt?