Daily PUNishment

You shouldn’t go to the grocery store when you find yourself listless.

The Palestinian man and the Israeli woman were embarrassed when they were found in a compromising position.

The woman who sewed for a living died of seamstress.

I got a bad smudge on my new suit that won’t come out.

It has stain power.

These days I’m getting so old I am starting to make the same noises as my coffeemaker, but without the perk.

I’ll never forget when Bob Hope’s cat bit me……
Fangs for the memories.

I’v had a really bad month. Three close friends have died……
And I’m really not a mourning person.

What do you call a litigious American Indian cook?…….
A Sioux chef.

Before you dine at an Arts Festival, should you cleanse your palette?
Should you canvas the crowd first?

When Paul Anka goes on tour his son sometimes ask his mother where daddy is. Her answer:
“Anka’s away, my boy, Anka’s away.”