Daily PUNishment

Cinderella had a ball.

She had to return the gown, but it came back with a note:

Return to Cinder, a dress unknown.

I have an uncle named Jake Spear who sold slings and arrows and made an outrageous fortune.

You should sea the arms trouble he got into.

I decided to make a table out of old chemistry journals.  It is a periodical table.

My wife thinks I have gallows humor. She hangs on every word.

Did Pinocchio pick his nose?

No he wooden do that.

Valet of the Dolls.
Valet Girls.
Rudy Valet.

I drove past a cow pasture today. Would you believe that every udder cow was a female?

Can you measure the bacteria in your stomach by using biome metrics?

Christmas 2020 has been Santatized.

My kid collects Pokémon cards. My favorites are SlowPokeman and HokiePokemon.